Got this from an email.
Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give er a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. IF you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
I wonder , If I give her money, will she give me more money.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Women can never have enough !!!
excerpt from Reader's Digest November 2008.
Ask Aunty column.
Dear Aunty,
My husband is patient, lovable and caring. He packs my lunch each day with a handwritten love note, changes the kitty litter, mows the lawn, etc. But he's a slob. When he packs my lunch, he uses paper towel to wipe his hands, then wads it up and tosses it on the counter. It'll sit there forever. When he brushes his teeth, he spits all over the spigot ( the drain hole in the basin ). He loves to read the newspaper, but throws it on the couch and it lies there for weeks. I'm no Suzie Homemaker, but I'm not his mother either. How can I get him to clean up after himself ?
Help!!!
Dear Help!!!,
You want help ? Most women would love to have your husband. How about this? While hubby is packing your lunch, composing handwritten love notes, mowing the lawn, and cleaning the litter box, why don't you pick up the newspapers, wipe the counters and then leave him a note telling him what a treasure he is. On behalf of women everywhere, embrace this man !
Possible answer from the hubby, (i think)
Dearest wife !!!,
If I don't need to pack your lunch, I don't need to wipe , right. If I don't read enough, I won't have ideas to compose nice written love notes. If i don't mow the lawn, or clean out the kitty litter, it will be worse than a dirty spigot. I'm not the perfect hubby, but I am not your Wilson the butler either.
Ask Aunty column.
Dear Aunty,
My husband is patient, lovable and caring. He packs my lunch each day with a handwritten love note, changes the kitty litter, mows the lawn, etc. But he's a slob. When he packs my lunch, he uses paper towel to wipe his hands, then wads it up and tosses it on the counter. It'll sit there forever. When he brushes his teeth, he spits all over the spigot ( the drain hole in the basin ). He loves to read the newspaper, but throws it on the couch and it lies there for weeks. I'm no Suzie Homemaker, but I'm not his mother either. How can I get him to clean up after himself ?
Help!!!
Dear Help!!!,
You want help ? Most women would love to have your husband. How about this? While hubby is packing your lunch, composing handwritten love notes, mowing the lawn, and cleaning the litter box, why don't you pick up the newspapers, wipe the counters and then leave him a note telling him what a treasure he is. On behalf of women everywhere, embrace this man !
Possible answer from the hubby, (i think)
Dearest wife !!!,
If I don't need to pack your lunch, I don't need to wipe , right. If I don't read enough, I won't have ideas to compose nice written love notes. If i don't mow the lawn, or clean out the kitty litter, it will be worse than a dirty spigot. I'm not the perfect hubby, but I am not your Wilson the butler either.
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Harold and Kumar
Marijuana rocks !!!
This sequel to Harold and Kumar packs a whole bag of laughs that will leave you in stiches. This is the continuation to whats left of Harold and Kumar goes to White Castle. After gobbling up massive ammounts of white castle burgers, Harold mustered up his courage to talk to Maria, but unfortunately she got to leave for Amsterdam for a holiday. Kumar, took this opportunity to convince Roldy to take the next flight out to Amsterdam to go after Maria. So, off they go...
and who says geeks are not romantic, here is an excerpt from a poem , Kumar compose
I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
A three is all that's good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath a vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three
Has quietly come waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
And with a wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
And love for me has been renewed.
Caution : this show has a lot of racial stereotyping...just laugh about it.
This sequel to Harold and Kumar packs a whole bag of laughs that will leave you in stiches. This is the continuation to whats left of Harold and Kumar goes to White Castle. After gobbling up massive ammounts of white castle burgers, Harold mustered up his courage to talk to Maria, but unfortunately she got to leave for Amsterdam for a holiday. Kumar, took this opportunity to convince Roldy to take the next flight out to Amsterdam to go after Maria. So, off they go...
and who says geeks are not romantic, here is an excerpt from a poem , Kumar compose
I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
A three is all that's good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath a vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three
Has quietly come waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
And with a wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
And love for me has been renewed.
Caution : this show has a lot of racial stereotyping...just laugh about it.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Living your life biblically ..literally
Friends, watch this video, its funny, quirky, and insightful.
It tells about a man who tried living his life for a year according to biblical rules. It highlights his experience and the takeaways.
Click Here
It tells about a man who tried living his life for a year according to biblical rules. It highlights his experience and the takeaways.
Click Here
Monday, August 18, 2008
if you are bored ...
If you bored, try google yourself with inverted commas... you will be surprised.
More fun, google your friends' name or nicknames.
And If i want to look for someone , www.wink.com .
More fun, google your friends' name or nicknames.
And If i want to look for someone , www.wink.com .
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
Truly a remarkable man
I read Che Det's blog..it has been one of my most visited website where Dr. M shares his views,uncovered history, his side of his story, his defence of everything that happened under his rule.
che det's blog
I must admit I once thought he is just as corrupt as all the other politicians, and dislike the special Malay rights. Well, no one is perfect, after all. Every human is subseptible to error and subcumbed to temptations.
An evidence of a man with guts and intelligence. click on the following on a man's account on how Dr. M saves Malaysia from the SEA monetary crisis.
http://jebatmustdie.wordpress.com/2008/06/05/oh-my-god-is-this-pm-stupid/
che det's blog
I must admit I once thought he is just as corrupt as all the other politicians, and dislike the special Malay rights. Well, no one is perfect, after all. Every human is subseptible to error and subcumbed to temptations.
An evidence of a man with guts and intelligence. click on the following on a man's account on how Dr. M saves Malaysia from the SEA monetary crisis.
http://jebatmustdie.wordpress.com/2008/06/05/oh-my-god-is-this-pm-stupid/
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
