I've been virgin tagged.

I'm virgin tagged by the virgin pornstar for 7 favorite songs.

7 favorite songs..I've never thought about that. Its everchanging, some i even forgotten their titles.

Well, the following is what I can think of.

1. BitterSweet symphony by The Verve
2. I Think I am Paranoia by Garbage
3. 100 Years by Five for Fighting
4. Boulevard of Broken Dreams by GreenDay
5. Secret Garden by Bruce Springsteen
6. One way leads to North by Jay Zhou
7. Bad Day by Daniel Powter

Anyways, I find the following a cute and funny animation courtesy of Pixar,



I'm suppose to tag 7 people. forwarding this tag to

1. Mango and Banana
Mango is a walking encyclopedia of music and movies.
2. Souplad
3. BeerBrat
4. Miss Hornist
5. Diveaway
6. AhSuah
7. Yvonochikara

There...seven.

hookah...or Sheesha

Went to this Sheesha place with souplad after tired of waiting for Miss Hornist. ITs called Samar..



Very Turkish kind of Setting. I had Apple shisha while souplad have Vanilla shisha. Oh, you got to request for a new mouthpiece, or they will just give you a washed one..yuckksss.

Evidently, shisha is also known as Hookah. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hookah




its Sgd 12 for one shisha. Food wise is really authentic but not my taste.

Good place for chillin. However, we felt very windy in the stomach and proceed to go massage to release it.

blink!

Well, I am suppose to read this book. I am giving up..after thin slicing it. I find it boring,, no offense to people who like this book. So I am moving on to something more light and humorous, Comedy. I am always a fan of comedy. Singapore is so lack of stand ups, so I got to download them from the internet. A few of my favorites are Russel Peters,Seinfeld, Pablo Franceso, and many more.

I am reading ..



I find it a very good read. I must admit, i am reading it for the 2nd time. I shall quote some of his insights here in the future.

I am giving it 4.5/5.

Na Beh !!!

*Caution, this post is rated V (Vulgarities). This post is meant for educational purposes.
刁

I always wonder what that means. I hear Mr Brown scold it so many times , so I google it and guess what I found

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=na+beh

na beh
Various contractions of "Ka Ni Na Bu Chao Chee Bye". The rudest phrase of all. Use only if you wish to be beaten up or want other people to think you were raised in a longkang. Literally: "Fuck your mother/Fuck your mother's smelly cunt." Usually used in Singapore.

Na beh, do you have a problem with me?

Interesting web site so i proceed with other vulgarities I have accumulated for the past 8 years. I only start spilling out vulgarities after the legal age of 18. Guess life begins to suck after that , ya.

tiu
Equivalent to 'fuck' in Cantonese when pronunced in high and abrupt tone.

Tiu nia seng!
(Cantonese: Fuck your mom!)

kan ni nia

fuck your mom.

u want me to pay for your dinner? KAN NI NIA!

cibai

Common in Malaysian/Singaporean Cantonese. Equivalent to English 'cunt' (vagina).
Chau Cibai - smelly vagina (also used as a derogatory to females)
Cibai Been - vagina/pussy face ! Hahahahaha

See also 'Hai' or 'Chauhai'/'Chowhai' ie 'smelly cunt'

Cibai this stupid keyboard!

puki
filipino term for vagina
hugasan mo ang puki mo!!! = wash your vagina!!

Malay term of a vagina too.
"Kepala puki mak kau" = "Your mothers pussy"

lan
a turkish expression used when calling for a friend or wanting to insult a stranger

Friend: 'Lan' lets go and watch Turkey win Greece in the soccer.

Stranger: Hey 'lan' if i see you near my sister again i will fucking rip off your nuts and stick em in your fathers ass

Pubjabi for a male dick.

Carmen Electra: Yo Jag you've got a big lan. Can i suck it?

Jag(Me): Of course, but don't make a mess.

short form Hokkien for a male dick too.

See Lan jiao

Lan Jiao
Lan Jiao n the external male organ of copulation, used to transfer semen to the female. In most mammals, it is also used to expel urine from the body.

You wanna suck my Lan Jiao?


So, for non-chinese sometimes you will meet with some local singaporeans or malaysians who may look at you in a unsatisfied look mumbling these phrases, you will know what they mean.

I also know some tamil version..maybe next time.

Boston Legal

Was watching Boston Legal late last night. Funny, sacarstic and intelligent. Overall its entertaining and it shows lawyers can talk the dead into living. Same fella who produce the popular Ally McBeal, Boston Public and etc.

I only managed to catch a few episodes , its humor with a twist. Here an excerpt from yesterday's episode where Schmidt argue that the Little Jimmies snack was causing Mr Mickel's diabetic condition. It happen when erractic partner Poole decides to sue someone and chose Lil Jimmies Snack for Mr Mickel's condition. Whats interesting is Schmidt has only one night to prepare for the opening trial.

Also, it reminds me of the conversation souplad and I had on we should put health warning labels on unhealthy food like they have on ciggarettes.

Enjoy ..

Vivian Marino: No doctor or medical professional has ever linked his diabetes to Lil’ Jimmies Snack Cakes.
And even if they could, so what? All the information Mr Mickel needed to make his informed dietary decision
was right there on the label. My God! When are people going to start taking responsibility? This man snorted
down three boxes a day, not to mention the soft drinks, the potato chips. The only exercise he got was
reaching for the cookie jar. And he wants to blame us? Then what? We outlaw desserts altogether. We
criminalize the cupcake because people cannot be expected to eat in moderation. It’s ridiculous. Mr Mickel
wants to be able to snack and sue. He wants to have his cake and eat it too, and enough is enough. That’s
one word this plaintiff can’t seem to appreciate. To Phil. Enough.
Shirley Schmidt: Reading off the label of a Lil’ Jimmies box. Yellow dye tartrazine, which is a coal tar
derivative. Blue dye triphenylmethane, which is a petroleum-based product. Red dye carminic acid, which is
derived from the carcasses of the cochineal beetle.
Judge Katherine Taylor: I’m sorry. Did you say the cochineal beetle?
Shirley Schmidt: Carcasses. That’s right. Partially hydrogenated vegetable or animal shortening. Which is beef
fat, pork gelatin. Which is made from boiled bones, tendons, and skin of pigs. Ugh. So far, we’re up to motor
oil, bugs, road tar, and pig bones.
Vivian Marino: So far, she hasn’t named a thing that isn’t in the majority of cookies and snack cakes.
Shirley Schmidt: Ha. And isn’t that scary?
Vivian Marino: No, what’s scary is that we’re being singled out.
Shirley Schmidt: Yes, it has us all terrified. May I continue? The Judge nods. Bleached white flour. The
common ingredient used to bleach flour is chloride oxide, the use of which has been linked to the destruction
of the pancreas and a form of type II diabetes. And finally the biggie, high fructose corn syrup. This product
does not metabolize as a normal sugar in the body and it prevents a certain hormone, leptin, from reaching
the brain. This hormone normally sends a signal to the brain that your stomach is full and tells you to stop
eating but, whenever you eat anything with high fructose corn syrup, your brain thinks it’s not full, and so you
keep eating and eating and eating. This product, like many dessert cakes, is addictive and causes diabetes,
and that is what this lawsuit will show. As for defense counsel’s remark that the whole thing is ridiculous… To
Vivian. …is it? The rate of diabetes has increased 80% in the last decade. Nearly 21 million Americans have
diabetes. One in three children will get it in their lifetime. I just want to say that again, one in three children.
These companies are corporate drug dealers. Their products are killing our children.
Vivian Marino: Objection. This is beyond inflammatory.
Shirley Schmidt: Is it? One in three children? You market to children. At least tobacco companies say on the
packages that cigarettes can kill you. Ha. And you have the temerity to accuse my client of not taking
responsibility?


Boston Legal : either on TV, pirated DVD or Originals, reccomended.

Friday part 2

After work, I met up with lian for dinner, then after that we head on to this microbrewery and met up with souplad.

Archipelago microbrewery is one of its kind. My 2nd time actually. First time, the place was empty on a Saturday night. But friday is packed with people, from work, some farangs, and not to mention cute singapore girls.

They are popular for their handcraft beer, Traveller's Wheat, Trader's Ale and Straits Pale. Traders Ale i think its the more popular one. Lian likes it, I likes it , and Souplad likes it. Traders Ale have gula melaka you know. However, I prefer Straits Pale amongst the three because of it being more hoppy. Anyways, check out the website http://www.archipelagobrewery.com/ .
A good place to chill out especially when you get tired of those bottled beers. A place to round up a party of 3 -4 , more than that would be slight uncomfortable. Those beers are 10+ each.
Yes, it allows smoking, no 10% rule here yet.

my other favorite brewery would be Brewerkz which is famous for its IPA ( my fav).

After Archipelago, we adjourned to Rav with BeerBrat and an old friend who just got back from Japan. The website , http://www.rav.com.sg/ . Dead place. I was here 2 weeks ago with souplad and we can't get in cos its too pack but now its swatting fly ( ta wu ying). Talk about ups and downs of the entertainment industry. Anyways settle down here because of the promo (gimmick), buy one and get the next one for 10 cents, go figure.

Fun started when we played Liars Dice ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liar ) . Loser drinks. After that, we played a slightly different version of the game. Instead of dices, we uses toothpicks. Ya, liar toothpicks. Had Hard time to figure out the game ( booze effect ) but eventually we did. Each player has 5 pieces of toothpicks. Each player will then choose the numbers of toothpick they wish to play. If you choose 2, take 2 toothpicks and clasped them in your fist. After all player put forward the fist with the toothpicks in it, 1st player start by guessing the minimum number of toothpicks he thinks is in this round. IT goes clockwise to the next player who has two choices now. Either he call it a bluff ( he thinks there are less toothpicks than the number he called) or he has to call out a new minimum which is higher than the previous one. The game continue until someone calls bluff, and then all fist open to reveal the total of the toothpicks there. IF the total toothpicks if more than the minimum called, the person who calls bluff, drinks. And if the total toothpicks is less than the minimum, the person who calls the minimum , drinks.




I think we shall call this Liar's toothpicks. ( Nga chim em kong dai wah).

We played untill wee hours in the morning and the last one in Rav.

This proceed on with supper and then home sweet home. Not bad for a friday night out.

Friday , I'm in love

Listening to Friday, I'm in love by The Cure and still working in an empty office (because its late and everyone has gone back). Sien...sometimes I hope I develop a hot body like the picture above and join the troupe entertaining ladies and get paid more than what I have now.

*Slap, stop dreaming and get back to work.