Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Na Beh !!!

*Caution, this post is rated V (Vulgarities). This post is meant for educational purposes.


I always wonder what that means. I hear Mr Brown scold it so many times , so I google it and guess what I found

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=na+beh

na beh
Various contractions of "Ka Ni Na Bu Chao Chee Bye". The rudest phrase of all. Use only if you wish to be beaten up or want other people to think you were raised in a longkang. Literally: "Fuck your mother/Fuck your mother's smelly cunt." Usually used in Singapore.

Na beh, do you have a problem with me?

Interesting web site so i proceed with other vulgarities I have accumulated for the past 8 years. I only start spilling out vulgarities after the legal age of 18. Guess life begins to suck after that , ya.

tiu
Equivalent to 'fuck' in Cantonese when pronunced in high and abrupt tone.

Tiu nia seng!
(Cantonese: Fuck your mom!)

kan ni nia

fuck your mom.

u want me to pay for your dinner? KAN NI NIA!

cibai

Common in Malaysian/Singaporean Cantonese. Equivalent to English 'cunt' (vagina).
Chau Cibai - smelly vagina (also used as a derogatory to females)
Cibai Been - vagina/pussy face ! Hahahahaha

See also 'Hai' or 'Chauhai'/'Chowhai' ie 'smelly cunt'

Cibai this stupid keyboard!

puki
filipino term for vagina
hugasan mo ang puki mo!!! = wash your vagina!!

Malay term of a vagina too.
"Kepala puki mak kau" = "Your mothers pussy"

lan
a turkish expression used when calling for a friend or wanting to insult a stranger

Friend: 'Lan' lets go and watch Turkey win Greece in the soccer.

Stranger: Hey 'lan' if i see you near my sister again i will fucking rip off your nuts and stick em in your fathers ass

Pubjabi for a male dick.

Carmen Electra: Yo Jag you've got a big lan. Can i suck it?

Jag(Me): Of course, but don't make a mess.

short form Hokkien for a male dick too.

See Lan jiao

Lan Jiao
Lan Jiao n the external male organ of copulation, used to transfer semen to the female. In most mammals, it is also used to expel urine from the body.

You wanna suck my Lan Jiao?


So, for non-chinese sometimes you will meet with some local singaporeans or malaysians who may look at you in a unsatisfied look mumbling these phrases, you will know what they mean.

I also know some tamil version..maybe next time.

5 comments:

Beer Brat said...

chipiet... dunno u so good boy :P

Ah Siang said...

I'm known as the guy who doesn't speak bad words !!!

SandyL said...

Are you REALLY sure that you are the guy who doesn't speak bad words?

Speaking bad words doesn't mean that he's not holy, right???

Michelle said...

Hmm.. very educational ya? It reminds me of something that happened to me... read here

Silly Beans said...

yah right.
boy... didn't know u r learning the basic these days...