Something about SHIT

Amongst friends, we were talking about SHIT again, on Christmas Eve. ho ho ho.

I recalled my post on the origin of SHIT... found here.

Well..let me tell you how to find out how much SHIT you have.

1. Before you shit, weigh yourself. Record the reading as X
2. Then, you pass motion.
3. Weigh yourself again. Record the reading as Y
4. Your shit = X - Y.

It should be X > Y, if its X < Y, please don't tell me what you do.

I know i am full of shit, last time i did that after a buffet the previous night, its 1 kg..no shit.

So, don't stuff yourself too much this christmas...otherwise it gonna be shitty.